Once upon a time a pregnant lady
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The...
Jokes
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A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to doctor
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they...
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A farmer’s only donkey ran away in the forest
A farmer’s only donkey ran away in the forest. He packed up a few days ration and ventured into the jungle to find his...
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Officer my wife is expecting
A young Army private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,”...
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A man traveling down a country road
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the...
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An accountant is in a car travelling
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says,...
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Do you know me, Mrs. Rowland?
At the court of a small provincial town, a lawyer calls his first witness, an old woman around 80 and he asks her with a...
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Monica is at the dentist
Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica’s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring...
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Two men doing animated conversation
Two Italian men get on a bus… They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,...
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Two hunters are out in the woods
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other...
